Saturday, July 31, 2010
Nadir, Nadir
How Stupid Can a Shelter Worker Be?
An American Kennel Club-registered dog has been turned loose in the wild after the Frankfort Humane Society mistook her for a coyote. Copper is a female Shiba Inu.
Lori Goodlett told The State-Journal her pet of 11 years disappeared from her fenced back yard on July 3. It was after she put up posters that a police officer recognized Copper as the dog he had taken to the shelter. A shelter worker later called police and said it had to be picked up because coyotes weren't allowed there.
The department turned the animal loose behind a home improvement store after consulting with a wildlife expert who said coyotes were nuisance animals and should be returned to the wild or killed.
Humane Society board chairman John Forbes said he backs the shelter's decision.
"If our manager assessed the animal to be a coyote, then it is against the law for it to be at the shelter. We rely on the people who work there," Forbes said.
Of course the dog had no collar, and you can bet it had no chip. Nor (apparently) had the owners taken a picture of the dog to all the local shelters and pounds. Nor does the dog look very much like a Shiba Inu. That said, the fact that the animal quietly followed the officer when put on a leash might suggest it was a family owned dog and not a coyote! Here's a hint for shelter workers and self-proclaimed "wildlife experts": If a police officer or a suburbanite can catch the animal and load it into a crate with their bare hands, it's NOT a coyote!
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The Mask
Mountain in 2004 ... and 2010
This is Mountain in May of 2004. I think this was the first video I ever shot with a little point-and-shoot camera. Back then (before Youtube) I had no idea what to do with video!
My notes say:
Went out today despite the 35-40 mph winds. Mountain pulled a 10-pound groundhog on her own and bolted another one out of a bank and into a field.
As you can tell from the end of the clip, I'm a bit new to this camera. Oh well.
This sette was in a thorn hedge, and when Mountain got it out of the ground she just kept pulling it back into the hedge -- the groundhog was being ass-pulled at a pretty rapid speed! I finally got through the hedge and dispatched the groundhog before the two of them got into a real brawl topside. This was a very shallow den and the groundhog moved to a pipe exit just as Mountain got there trying to find a new way in. She gripped on and pulled and it popped out about 5 seconds after the video ended. I think she was able to pull this one because the earth was so shallow that the groundhog could not brace itself in very well. The bolt occured in a hedgerow a couple of hundred yards up the way -- I could hear the bolt, but barely see it in the thicket on the bank. I think it popped down another hole, but I was too busted from the wind to pursue it. I'm going to take Mountain out alone for awhile to get her used to hunting without help from Sailor. She needs to learn to trust her nose a little more.
Two chucks worked, no dogs injured, and a serious wind burn for me -- not a bad day.
What I remember most from this day was the wind. It howled!
The same month, six years later, Mountain is still trying to pull one for the camera. I think Pearl was inside, providing the motivation for the bolt.
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Friday, July 30, 2010
Please Litter
We Three
Painted on commission from a photo of these three cuties.
Murder Hollow Still Not Clear of Oversight
Apologies to Amy Worden for pirating her text, but she says it well and plain, and who am I to restate it in a more ham-fisted way?
She writes over at the Philly Dawg blog:
More Inspections Ordered for Murder Hollow Kennel
The Bassett hound kennel owner in Philadelphia who was the subject of a Pennsylvania SPCA raid last year has been ordered to allow three more months of unannounced inspections.
Under a consent order issued earlier this month, Wendy Willard has agreed to monthly inspections at her Roxborough kennel by the PSPCA through September. In addition she may only keep no more than 12 dogs (the limit under Philadelphia's ordinances), five of which must be spayed or neutered, and she must show proof of veterinary care.
However, it states if Willard receives a state kennel license she may keep up to 23 dogs. (Murder Hollow was listed on the state kennel database with a pending license request several months ago but that listing has since disappeared.)
The court also ordered Willard to install proper drainage, repair and maintain the interior ceiling and remove feces from the barn and runs daily. In return, animal cruelty charges against Willard were dropped.
Willard, whose case generated widespread support among sporting dog and animal owners' rights groups, also was ordered to contact her supporters and "request' that they not engage in threats against humane officers. PSPCA officers reported receiving Internet death threats following the raid.
During one visit by humane agents and state dog wardens to the property, Willard was accused of throwing stones at vehicles driven by PSPCA and dog officers.
This consent order appears to be an extension of an agreement reached by Willard and the PSPCA in January in which she had six months to clean up her property, take better care of her dogs and allow inspections. Neither the PSPCA nor the district attorney's office would comment on the case.
In July 2009, the PSPCA raided Willard's property and filed 22 citations against her for failing to adequately care for 23 dogs on her property, 11 more than allowed under city ordinances. Eleven dogs were removed, most suffering from tick and parasite infestation. (Ten of the dogs were placed with rescue groups and, according to an Internet discussion group of Williard supporters, one died while being spayed at the PSPCA.)
Willard’s pack, formed in 1986, participated in sporting dog competitions throughout the region and won awards at the Bryn Mawr Hound Show.
I am not sure you need to be a weatherman to get the gist of the storm story here.
An extension of the oversight and inspections period suggests the Court has NOT seen the kind of response and attention it expected to see from Ms. Willard.
Meanwhile, Wendy Willard has sent out another email missive asking people to pay for... a lawyer.
Hey, I have an idea.... how about just doing what the Court asked you to do? How about showing a little contrition? How about thinking about the dogs?
Thinking about the dogs? There's not been too much of that in this fiasco! Right from the beginning, it's been a case of "load, fire, and aim," with Ms. Willard not once supply pictures of her kennels at the time of seizer as an affirmative defense, and none of her internet supporters getting it right on basic facts dealing with the law, circumstances leading up to the seizure, the condition of the dogs, or the conditions at the kennel (that's a picture of one of her dogs at top).
The good news is that the Court has ordered a minimum standard of care at her Kennel -- a standard that requires proof of veterinary care.
You can be sure the Court did not step in here because Ms. Willard was already taking care of business.
The Court stepped in because there were real problems, and there are still enough problems and questions that the Court is requiring continued oversight of Ms. Willard's kennel by the PSPCA for at least nine months after the initial raid.
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My BFF is a WTF
What most people want is a dog... what they need is a cat... and what they deserve is a fish.
This ad is playing on a local cable channel. I have never seen animals mass-marketed on TV before.
Amazing... and sad on a couple of levels. Pets for teabaggers!
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Thursday, July 29, 2010
A Bottle of Wine, a Dog and a Hole
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Under the (Pre-Raphelite) Influence
Manifesto of Encouragement
THE MANIFESTO OF ENCOURAGEMENT
By Rob Brezsny
Right now:
There are Tibetan Buddhist monks in a temple in the Himalayas endlessly reciting mantras for the cessation of your suffering and for the flourishing of your happiness.
Someone you haven't met yet is already dreaming of adoring you.
Someone is writing a book that you will read in the next two years that will change how you look at life.
Nuns in the Alps are in endless vigil, praying for the Holy Spirit to alight the hearts of all of God's children.
A farmer is looking at his organic crops and whispering, "nourish them."
Someone wants to kiss you, to hold you, to make tea for you. Someone is willing to lend you money, wants to know what your favourite food is, and treat you to a movie. Someone in your orbit has something immensely valuable to give you -- for free.
Something is being invented this year that will change how your generation lives, communicates, heals and passes on.
The next great song is being rehearsed.
Thousands of people are in yoga classes right now intentionally sending light out from their heart chakras and wrapping it around the earth.
Millions of children are assuming that everything is amazing and will always be that way.
Someone is in profound pain, and a few months from now, they'll be thriving like never before. They just can't see it from where they're at.
Someone who is craving to be partnered, to be acknowledged, to ARRIVE, will get precisely what they want -- and even more. And because that gift will be so fantastical in it's reach and sweetness, it will quite magically alter their memory of angsty longing and render it all "So worth the wait."
Someone has recently cracked open their joyous, genuine nature because they did the hard work of hauling years of oppression off of their psyche -- this luminous juju is floating in the ether, and is accessible to you.
Someone just this second wished for world peace, in earnest.
Someone is fighting the fight so that you don't have to.
Some civil servant is making sure that you get your mail, and your garbage is picked up, that the trains are running on time, and that you are generally safe. Someone is dedicating their days to protecting your civil liberties and clean drinking water.
Someone is regaining their sanity. Someone is coming back from the dead. Someone is genuinely forgiving the seemingly unforgivable. Someone is curing the incurable.
You. Me. Some. One. Now.
Cooking at The National Zoo
Feeding dogs is easy; feeding lizards, marmosets and hippos is a bit tougher! I used to live very near the National Zoo and I could occassionally hear the elephants below while I was shaving early in the morning.
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Whores, Trolls, Cowards, Parasites & King Babies
In the world of Internet biology, there are taxonomic "lumpers" and "splitters" just as there are in real biology.
For example, when it comes to Internet vermin, I think a lot of ground is covered by lumping them as Whores, Trolls, Cowards, Parasites, or King Babies, as I note in this little page on Gresham's Law & the Internet.
I am a lumper.
But, of course, there are taxonomic splitters too, and at least one of them (Mike Reed) is a very good artist and has put together this delightful site called Flame Warriors where we get masterful illustrations and fine description of such folks as the the Artful Dodger, the Ideologue, the Furious Typer and the Tireless Rebutter.
The site even has a bulletin board where new warriors are suggested, such as Bird Dog, Thesaurus Rex, Puppet Master, Bullshit Merchant, and the Parrot. Check it out!
Of course, I get a little of this, as all blogs do.
One lady posted the same nonsense three times yesterday, revealing that she had not even read the original post that she was so outraged about (she's a vet who is hot that anyone would question some of the business tactics of so many in her profession). Perfect. Of course, she also did not bother to actually give a real email address or cite a single source in her rabid tirade. What am I going to do? It's not like I don't give instructions to the anonymous cowards is it? Nope. Delete.
One fellow sent me a screed that was actually meant for someone else. . I pointed out that he had sent it to the wrong person, in the wrong country, and on the wrong continent. Though he was being very rude to someone else (someone who has forgotten more about dogs than he will ever know), I took the time to point out (gently) that he was wrong on the fundamentals and that he might take the time to retool and rethink. After all, he was not (yet) being rude to me. Maybe he just needed a little information? So far this lunatic has sent me sixteen more emails (not getting my name right in more than half a dozen of them), and not caring that I do not respond (in fact, I do not even open them). What to do? Delete.
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World Beard Championship with Fox Hat
At the World Beard Championships (link) recently held in Alaska, I would have voted for this guy, even if his beard is not up to Jack Passion's.
Check out the total parade of awesomeness to be found at this event, and give a shout out to your favorite in the comments section here.
Worth a look, I promise!!
God bless America, land that I love! Oh, and for those who want a hat like this, somewhat lesser versions are available here.
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Green With Envy
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Setting Intention
The Face of Terrorism
I don't have much tolerance for terrorists of any kind, whether they are Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu or merely old-fashioned right-wing, racist paranoids.
Not all terrorists are religious zealots, racists, or right-wing paranoids, of course.
The "left" has its share of nut jobs too, and the latest to get nailed is pictured above.
He is Walter Bond, age 34, a self-proclaimed member of the Animal Liberation Front (ALF) who was arrested in Colorado last week.
The criminal complaint against Bond outlines the case:
* On July 1st, investigators received a call from a confidential informant wishing to provide information on the Sheepskin Factory and Tandy Leather Factory arsons. The informant stated Bond had told him/her in a telephone call from the Salt Lake City library to refer to Voice of the Voiceless and scroll down to an article on the Sheepskin Factory arson to learn what he'd "been up to lately".
* On July 22nd, the confidential informant arranged a monitored conversation with Walter Bond in a Ramada Inn in Denver, Colorado. Investigators allege Bond was heard admitting to three arsons: Sheepskin Factory, Leather Factory, and Tiburon. Bond was arrested subsequent to the conversation.
Good luck to Mr. Bond in prison. By the look of things, he will fit right in.
As with the lunatics on the right, the actions of this man have nothing to do with core principles or well-founded logic.
This is the feeble-minded acting out of a psychopath with a narcissistic personality disorder.
Left or right, our tolerance for this kind of nonsense should be ZERO.
Coffee and Provocation
- Baltimore Rat Fishing:
I have written about "the good old days" at the Yellow Rose in Baltimore, when they used to use hooks. Here's a video of the "reformed" version, with glue traps. For the record, this was a publicity stunt designed to shame the city to cleaning up the rats. Of course, this is Baltimore, a city beyond shame when it comes to rats. - This Is How True Love Dies:
The turtle dove, an age-old symbol of love, is now being driven to extinction in the U.K. by a loss of wildflowers. - Euro-leads for More ... and Less:
Euro leads at every price, from the expensive, to the lower cost, to the even lower cost, to the lowest cost. - Hairy Nosed Otter?
Camera Trap Codger is thrilled that a camera trap has taken a pic of Malaysia's rare Hairy Nosed Riover Otter. Always helpful me suggests adding this tool to the kit. - Your Brain Bucket May Need a Paint Job:
If you ride a motorcycle, you need a brian bucket and there's no reason for it to be boring. I like the bald head helmet, the watermelon helmet, the globe helmet, and the walnut versions best. I'm not sure these actually exist, as my language skills are a bit challenged. Hope so! - Global Warming Leads to Bigger Marmots:
Yellow-bellied marmots in Colorado are gaining weight and producing more offspring, compared to thirty years ago, due to the lengthening summer, which allows them to put on more weight. - Great Moments in Journalism:
Transvestite Had Sex with a Dog at English Heritage Castle. Yes that's the real title of an article in the London Telegraph earlier this week. The world divides cleanly into those that have already gone to that link, and those who never will. Of course that newspaper headline is not quite as shocking as this front-page headline out of Australia (warning, not safe anywhere). For those that like odd newspaper titles, but would perhaps like them a little tamer even if they do not feature a dog, how about this one: Springfield police charge one-armed man with unarmed robbery. Pretty tame, but pretty good all the same. - A Nice Invention for Cows:
This little contraption boosts milk production, lowers disease, and makes cows happier. It seems to me it is should be mandatory. Of course, I am pretty sure if they installed a nice-looking massage therapist at the office, that would boost productivity too! - Extra-Virgin Olive Oil?
Extra-virgin Olive Oil? That's what she told Popeye, but it turns out it's a lie. She's probably not such a virgin after all. - Cooking With Hawks:
Matt Mullenix scores on TV with his hawk, which is what you pray for when the cameras roll. Nice! - The Continuing Crisis:
Goat falling off mountain in Austria flattens hiker. The goat was unharmed.
The UKC Earth Work Hunting Program is Dead
Mountain slides out, a happy hole dog.
I do not follow the Club scene too much, and apparently this is old news. Rumor has it that no one had applied for any titles in quite a while. Too bad.
It seems only a few years back that I was being told the UKC hunt program was going to take the world by storm and leave the JRTCA a hollow shell devoid of membership and working dogs of any kind. Apparently that did not happen.
In curiosity, I checked out the AKC Parson Russell Association web site, and it does not appear to have been updated in more than three years. There are no recent newsletters, no membership brags, and the "earthwork" page is simply a place-holder that takes you to a form if you want to go ahead and fill that out. No education here, and not much encouragement!
The American Working Terrier Association (which is not a registry) has go-to-ground trials, but that's some distance from real field work, and here too things seem to be moribund to the casual observer. This seems to be a web site presentation failure; if you really want to find out what is going on at AWTA, you have to go to Jo Ann Frier-Murza's site to get a schedule. A hat tip to Jo Ann; few have done more in service to the dogs (and, in case you didn't see the earlier mention on this blog, her excellent book on earthdog trials has been reprinted).
Over at the Jack Russell Terrier Association of America, things seem to be in pretty fine fettle, with massive amounts of information, a national trial scheduled 94 days from today in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, and regular shows and trials that are google-mapped for easy locating. In addition, the JRTCA web site sells locator collars and fox nets, and has links to JRT Rescue and JRT health research.
Is there any question as as to why the JRTCA is the backbone of terrier work in the U.S.?
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Madison Avenue Liars for Hire Killed For Cash
This is just a small reminder, that evil requires a public relations shop, an ad man, and payola.
How else could you sell death, destruction, cancer, lying, stealing and cheeating, all while wrapping it up in the American flag and tagging it freedom, liberty, justice, and capitalism?
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Monday, July 26, 2010
Hugs
Be The Match
Please consider registering as a stem cell/bone marrow donor and becoming the match that could save someone's life. A wonderful, motivated, driven family friend is organizing a stem cell/bone marrow donor drive in my honor on August 21, from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Harwinton Volunteer Firehouse, 158 Burlington Road in Harwinton, CT. All you have to do is show up and a volunteer will swab your cheek and enter you into the national donor registry. Please help to spread the word. If you can't make the donor drive, it's also quick and easy to register and order a kit online.
I am fortunate enough to have a sibling that matches my HLA type and pending successful further tests, she will be my stem cell donor. However, many do not have that luxury. It is so important to expand this registry of volunteers and increase the odds for those who seek a donor. Help others with blood cancers and blood disorders to live the long, happy lives they deserve with this one simple step on your part. More info on the process and what is required of donors called to act at www.bethematch.org.
A New Little Man Coming to the House
This happy little fellow stands 11" tall and was made in America.
The day I started looking for a new dog, just two weeks ago, an 11" tall, smooth male out of working stock seemed a tall order to fill.
The good news is that this blog seems to be read by the right people, and so I got emails from seven people in four countries who thought they might have the right dog for me. The first email was from Wales and the dog looked a cracker, but things did not quite come together.
Two of the emails were about this dog, however, and neither one was from the breeder.
The first email was from Cson Johnson, who I have periodically queried over the years seeing if she knew of any small, smooth males out there. She has "good radar," is active in the JRTCA, and seems to know most everyone. She also knows how much I value small working dogs and why.
The second email came from Sherri Rossmiller who happens to own an 11" female with identical breeding to this little male dog. She too knew what I wanted, and why I wanted it.
I shot an email to Dawn Weiss at Briar Run in Illinois. Dawn breeds working terriers, and yes this dog was available to the right working home, and she thought I might do!
We went over the fundamentals, and we were both on the same page: testicles stay on, breeding rights forever, and work the dog like God and John Russell intended.
Check, check, check.
Possum (the name of the dog) is BAER-tested and CERF-clear, and his sire is a bronze medallion dog, as are several others in his pedigree, which includes a long litany of working dog kennels. This little man has already worked an opossum, but due to the ups and downs of the economy in the last 18 months (mostly downs), he has not seen the field-time he deserves, hence his availability to me. Perfect!
Possum comes to Washington, D.C. one week from today (knock on wood), and he will spend August working the go-to-ground tunnels in my backyard, and spending quality time with me, the missus, and the other dogs. A month of assimilation at Casa Terrierman should do him well, and I expect we will both teach each other a little. In September, of course, we hunt!
Much thanks to Dawn for making this dog available to me. I assure her no one could ever give a working dog a better life or appreciate it more.
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A 15-inch Border and an 11-Inch Russell
Little Blue Jar
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Crowns Around a Campfire.....
I hung them on a chandelier and everyone chose the one they wanted.
When I was making them, I had no thought as to who would wear what, but of course, as it turned out, each crown perfectly reflected the head upon which it sat...all evening long.
Last night was one of those moments in time when I am hit by the realization that life is so good.
Your Dog's Going to Hell, Mine's Already in Heaven
I have never understood Communion.
How is a cracker made in a factory in Ohio, and grape juice bought in a jug at Safeway, the blood and body of Christ?
How is a magical wafer any less funny that magic underwear (Mormonism), or space aliens from another planet (Scientology), or a Monkey God?
And why are Christian churches playing pantomine cannibalism anyway?
I ask this because the latest news is that someone in Toronto is outraged that a priest gave a communion cracker to a dog.
According to those in attendance at the historical church at 188 Carlton St. in downtown Toronto, it was a spontaneous gesture, one intended to make both the dog and its owner – a first timer at the church — feel welcomed. But at least one parishioner saw the act as an affront to the rules and regulations of the Anglican Church. He filed a complaint with the reverend and with the Anglican Diocese of Toronto about the incident – and has since left the church.
“I wrote back to the parishioner that it is not the policy of the Anglican Church to give communion to animals,” said Bishop Patrick Yu, the area bishop of York-Scarborough responsible for St. Peter’s, who received the complaint in early July. “I can see why people would be offended. It is a strange and shocking thing, and I have never heard of it happening before.
Really? They are outraged?
Bishop Yu is running around like a scared gerbil because some nameless, faceless person has complained that "the magic cookie" should not be given to a dog?
I am broad-minded. If you want to go to a church that hates dogs and coddles haters, knock yourself out.
If you want to dance around in your magic underwear while eating magic cookies and talking about space aliens, monkey Gods, and cannibalism I am all for that too.
Each to his own.
But as for myself, I worship at a different church: the First Church of Field and Stream. It in an ancient church, it is the First Church, and it is not under new management:
In the First Church of Field and Stream, the resurrection story is told by fritillary butterflies and red-eared sliding turtles. The story of life everlasting is told by a young couple on a river outting, and a pair of deer bouncing across a bright green field of emerging barley.
You do not have to read these stories in a book; At the First Church of Field and Stream you can see them for yourself.
And, for the record, the First Church of Field and Stream does not hate dogs. In fact, they are part of our communion ritual.
Let us prey.
January 26, 1962 episode called "The Hunt"
From The Twilight Zone TV Series
"A dog's got a right to have a man around, just the same as that man's got a right to have a dog around.... I wonder what kind of a tea party they keep in there anyways? Must be city folks mostly. They'd be the ones most likely to outlaw coon hunting."