Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Not Dead Yet!

This is the best title of the day -- sent to me by a friend:

Pat Burns responds after being reported dead


I'm not sure it's the best article of all time on the subject, however.

You see, the article below also has a pretty good title, plus a great opening line, and it includes a tale of the subject being tasered in his underwear while outside in 30 degree weather. Hard to beat that!

What happened to Patrick Burns?


Of course, I have not actually been reported dead, nor am I actually dead.

But keep praying.

Some day it's sure to work!
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