Mr. Miagi was Not Neville Chamberlain

What do you do with a bully?

If you are Neville Chamberlain, you try to appease him.

If you are Mr. Miagi, you kick a little ass.

One works. The other doesn't.

Is ass-kicking needed very often in the real world? No. In fact, it's almost never needed.

But when it is needed, there is no substitute.

This remake of The Karate Kid has Jackie Chan in the Pat Morita role, Jaden Smith (Will Smith's son) in the Ralph Macchio role, and the whole story set in Beijing.

The martial art of choice is Kung Fu, but NO they are not changing the title.

Prediction: Massive box office. Massive.

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