Sunday, March 7, 2010

Murder Most Fowl


Painting by Jean-Baptiste Huet, "Fox in a Chicken Yard," 18th Century.

Teddy Moritz sends me the story of a "murder most fowl."

It seems a fox broke into a chicken coop and managed to flip a small table over. The table brained the fox and knocked it out, and the four chickens in the roost proceeded to peck the fox to death.

Chickens can be vicious little things. No surprise, I suppose. They are, after all, descended from dinosaurs.

Chickens in egg houses routinely peck each other to death, and a chick with the slightest weakness will be pecked to death by his brothers and sisters while they are all still in the incubator.

If you have never seen it, I assure you it is a horror.

Of course if you are having problems with a fox getting into your chicken coop, there is no excuse for not having a secure coop, with a secure welded- foxwire fence, and a hot wire around the perimeter (and perhaps at the edge of the coop too).

Does a hot wire work?

Like new money.

But don't tell that to anyone who is opposed to mild aversives when training animals.

You see these folks will tell you an e-collar is never to be used in any circumstance, but when it comes to a fox in the hen house, they will tell you to put a hot wire around the perimeter and jolt the hell out of the fox. One zap and the fox will never be back!

They are right too.

But do these people not see that the fox has just been trained, and trained quite rapidly too?

An e-collar is not the way I train my dogs because it cannot get, or encourage, a correct action, only dissuade an incorrect action. That said, I own an e-collar because at one point I thought I might have a problem with one of my dogs busting on deer. I cannot have that; we have too many deer in my area, and a dog that chases deer is a dog that is soon dead from vehicle impact.

A few hours walking through the local deer-laden nature preserve with an e-collar on, however, and that dog no longer pays the slightest bit of attention to deer.

A lesson there!

Of course if your dog never leaves the couch, and is one of those Kennel Club breeds that can barely breathe or walk, you may never need an e-collar.

You can look upon your dysplastic dog with the heart murmur, or your wheezing brachycephlic dog with soft palate, or or your hairless dog with chronic skin problems, and tell yourself you would never be so cruel.
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