Friday, March 6, 2009

Defective By Design at Crufts


These Crufts Dogs are made for (and by) a rape rack.


The famed English Bull Dog ... is mostly Chinese pug
-- a show ring creation with legs so deformed it can barely walk, a jaw so undershot it cannot grab a frisbee, and with a face so bracycephalic it cannot breathe.

This is a dog that has a hard time mating on its own, and which cannot give birth without veterinary intervention.

Add to these problems a deformed intestinal system (a by-product of achondroplasia or dwarfism) which makes the dog constantly fart, and a pig tail prone to infection, and you have a dog that considers its own death a blessed relief.

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