A Jack Russell Terrier gnaws off a drunk's toe, and he's pretty happy about it for some reason.
"A dog bit off a man's long-infected big toe while he was passed out from a drinking binge. Upon waking, he goes to the hospital, where he is told he has diabetes. The dog apparently ate only diseased tissue. Only one thing smells like bacon...and it's gangrene!"
Losing a toe to a dog is a pretty poor way to diagnose diabetes, if you ask me, but then I supported Obama-care and I don't drink, so what do I know?
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